Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
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Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
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Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I wear drunk well.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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