Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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