I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
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i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
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Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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