Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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