What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
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