Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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