We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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