Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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