Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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