Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
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So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
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