i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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