If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
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why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
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at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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