i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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