I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
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I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
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I think I just cured my dogs munchies
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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