I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
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Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
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I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
you never un-have a 4some
I have peed in a lot of sinks
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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