READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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