no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
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