Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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