you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
