Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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