Can Purell be used as lube?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
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I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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