All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
So much Jack, so little girl.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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