I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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