i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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