Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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