Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
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I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
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Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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