But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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