On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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