Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
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i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
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You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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