I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
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It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
When did angry sex become our thing?
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I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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