And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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