now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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