addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize