i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
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he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
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you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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