so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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