My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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