just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
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I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
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Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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