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Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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