I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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