Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
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I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
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No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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