Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
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Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
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Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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