bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
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I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
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You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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