The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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