I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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