WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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