Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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