i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
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You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
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she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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