you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
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Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
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I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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