i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
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like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
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I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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