haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I wish you could order shots online.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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