i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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