its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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