My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
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If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
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Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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