We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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