Don't you send me to vm
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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