He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
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Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Houston, we have a blender
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
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Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...