I think about you every night.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
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For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
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I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.