At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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