Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
did i walk over a car last night?
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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