sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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