Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
she smelled like a LAN party
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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